I still can’t figure out why so many people hated Juno. I mean HATED. “No, it’s Morgan Freeman” was borderline vomit-inducing for some. And I’m pretty sure these are the same cats who were quoting Napoleon Dynamite a few years ealier. Go figure. Well now Diablo allows our old friend Megan Fox to take a stab at the sexiest of monster-villains. Apparently Kristen Stewart is pregnant by way of her vampire co-star, so someone has to accept the torch…(and it unforunately won’t be Lesbian Vampire Killers).
Enjoy the pithy banter and non-binary sexual/cannibal object choices:
Anyway, there has been some speculation that Karyn Kusama dropped the ball on this one, but we expect this kind of speculation when it’s a female director holding the ball in the first place. I’ll believe it when I see it fourth row center on opening night.
